Thursday, November 6, 2008
It's official
Jonney and I now legally qualify as a long-term couple, as tonight we have crossed all boundaries of personal respect and secrecy and spoken of our deepest of sins: pooping. We shared our stories of terrible pooping occasions and now, there is no way he can ever leave me, ever, or else I'll have to cut out his tongue to keep that horrible, horrible day between us.
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2 comments:
uh oh.
david and i do not speak of pooping.
mainly because he doesn't want to talk about it. he doesn't have all of the same issues that i do. he's like, yeah, i poop.
and that's the end of the conversation.
how lucky of you to find someone who shares your same constipation woes.
actually, in his case it's like, the opposite of constipation. his innards once rejected themselves and now they're all okay except for his stomach, which is still like FUCK RED MEAT!
and it makes him poop.
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