I was talking to Andy about relationships. Life is like a dank forest, and being in a relationship is like being in the dank forest with somebody who has something to offer, like maybe a global positioning system or some wet naps. But then, that person decides they want to take their hike somewhere else. They leave and take their global positioning system with them, and then you're kind of just stuck in this dank forest, alone, with no idea what the shit you're going to do. You know there's that one point after a break up when you literally feel like you're just groping in the dark and stumbling, stumbling, stumbling. But out of that maybe you run into somebody else who's got a flashlight and plenty of canned milk, and they invite you to come along with them on a magical journey.
You can't disagree with me on this one.
I got into a car accident with my mom on the first day of school. Today we found out that our car is indeed totaled, although we could totally tell as we pulled it over to the side of the road that our poor little baby was dying. Quickly. The way it scraped, the way it couldn't accelerate, all signs of an absence of life. Now we have to get a new car and, as I type this, my dad's kind of being a dick about it. Saying how we don't have any money (we don't) and we'll have to "pre-screen" the sellers (we don't) and sounding as if he expects my mom to want some super fancy car. My mom doesn't want a super fancy car. She wants a small black car. Hey, aren't there quite a few of those? That's what I thought.
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