2. Never question PE Class, because as
3. Try to avoid breathing through your nose, subsequently smelling things in the hallways between periods.
4. Friends are best acquired through a common interest. Books, music, movies. Avoid becoming friends with someone who completely hates your choice in music.
5. Avoid becoming friends with someone who, through some strike of glory, knows of your boyfriend, and totally hates his guts.
6. Sitting at the back of the class makes you look like a douchebag.
7. "I don't communicate with the outside world" is the most stupid thing I've ever heard a girl say, let alone one who isn't currently pregnant and fourteen.
8. Nobody cares how cheap your shoes were.
9. Nobody cares whether or not you were ever in gymnastics.
10. It's impossible to see through a 4-inch fade.
11. No matter how lame you think it is, people will use their free backpacks.
12. A rainbow puffa vest might be the best investment you'll ever make.
13. Never think, "I'll just remember my locker combination."
14. Barbie Girl never should have been covered by a German band. That is, unless they're trying to be funny, and that man is trying to sound that much like... who was it? Oh, right. HITLER.
15. All those things you used to do in eighth grade, that got you so loved you went blind? Those will kill you in these halls.
16. You have monkey hands. You have monkey hands that are small, therefore, I am going to play with them, because they are small, and like a monkey's.
17. Don't wear a band tee.
18. Don't wear a goth tee.
19. In fact, just wear shirts with your high school's name printed on them.
20. Don't expect people to laugh at your jokes.
21. Never raise your hand in answer of a question.
22. Try not to show that you're laughing, or in a good mood. You're so obviously naive if you can't even hate everything about your life. God.
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