Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Ten ways I'm an old man

1. I love watching the warm, familiar re-runs of shows from my past.
2. Sometimes I misplace things that are right in front of me.
3. I call the dog a little fucker when he escapes, with absolutely no shame.
4. I'm as stubborn as a mule.
5. I sleep until the sun comes up.
6. I grumble about the damned Intra-nets not working.
7. My teeth are extremely sensitive.
8. What? What's that you say?
9. I don't like it when people talk too loud in restaurants.
10. That Janeane Garofalo, she's a pretty girl. Too bad.

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