Sunday, September 21, 2008

Filing a formal complaint

Jonney has one of those voicemail messages that go, "Hello?" and then an interminable space wherein a person might say "Oh, hey! I had a que-" "Yeah, this is a voicemail." GOD DAMN IT. I hate those kind of messages. But even more than the intentionally misleading, I hate the voicemail recordings that say, "Hi, this is Matt," and then a pause just barely long enough to say "He-" before the real message kicks in. Nothing in this world makes me feel like more of an idiot, and I say this to you from my underwear, a big chair, unshaved legs, and the movie Beerfest.

You've got to wonder why that kid's still dating me.

Oh, that's right, it's because I don't have a misleading voicemail message.

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