I'll set up the apparatus

Ten things I should actually write about, but am too tired to do so:

1. The show went well.

2. I like Jonney a lot.

3. The olympics are crazy.

4. I was never really that serious about my own gymnastic career.

5. Sometimes I get so tired I think my body is trying to tell me something.

6. Russia and Georgia are at war.

7. I like Jonney a lot.

8. My dog won't shut up.

9. I'm sick of people being pretentious.

10. Would it be rude to steal someone's virginity?

I'm just too tired to even hope to write something comprehensible.