Friday, May 9, 2008

NaBloPoMo Day Nine: Should Be Post

I just don't know anymore, man. I'm feeling so out in the wilderness that I hardly even remembered I needed to post today. I got so used to doing it in the afternoon. Anyway. Since I'm all out of it and woogy, I present:

Ten Things I Wondered Today

1. Why do cucumbers have such a strong and recognizable scent if they're mostly made up of water and cellulose?

2. Just how much coverage can there be of an annual car auction? (This means you, Barrett-Jackson on the Speed channel. It never fucking stops.)

3. What's that on the floor?

4. How long was I asleep?

5. If I just did it to him, would he be mad?

6. How the hell do you tell what an element's atomic mass is?

7. Where is Diantha?

8. Why is Diantha being so mean to me?

9. Why would Diantha say such a thing?

10. What's that smell?

And also, as a bonus, 11. Is that smell coming from my feet?

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