NaBloPoMo Day Eleven: Bitches and Shit

The fuck, internet community. The fuck. It's as if just typing a certain phrase automatically makes it so you receive a bunch of spam. Which, frankly, is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard. That, or one of you put my website address onto a list of frequent flyers. Which is also a load of shit. Do you all really hate me that much? Because I'm very soft-skinned, and if you felt it necessary, I'm sure that you could just send me a hate mail and I'd stop posting for the rest of time.

But this is just ridiculous. Don't make me become a hypocrite. Don't make me cinch up the vices on the comment option. Too many times have I gone to a website, a small website, and found that the owner is hypersensitive about comment moderation, leaving me to believe my comments are unwanted. 

And I do want comments, just not about opportunities for "sexual intercourse" with "hot females."

I know, I know. I had just one post ago said that I was trying to limit my complaints (which a comment attacked, and I'm pretty sure that one was from someone I know) but this is crazy. I have to address this so that maybe, just maybe, if there's anyone out there with a brain, they'll console me. Sigh.