Saturday, February 16, 2008

My Sick Day

Body Function Stats - An Assessment

Ears: Ringing.

Eyes: Painful.

Throat: Recovering from irritation, may relapse if body rests.

Nose: Half-function. Clogged on left side.

Back: Aching.

Feet: A-stinking.

Mood: Miserable.

Body temperature: 98.7 degrees. Of course.

God is kicking me in the face right now, with his Teva-clad feet. And he is laughing.

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