My Yard to Stomp

or, A Series of Observations About Stomp the Yard.

1. The scary, purple-eyed shawtie on the Bad Team looks like they pulled her straight out of a colony, war paint and all.

2. I'm pretty sure they used the Harry Potter font for the title sequence.

3. DID YOU SEE THAT GUY IN THE BUNNY SUIT?

4. Gangsta little people, with all due respect, I cannot respect ye.

5. I totally want a salmon-colored sport suit.

6. Dobbl and I dance exactly like these break dancers, but we're the white, hair metal version.

7. DID YOU SEE THAT GUY IN THE BUNNY SUIT?!

8. "Sit your black, ungrateful ass in the goddamn truck."

9. I find it mildly hilarious that this movie is about, what? Dancing. Drumline was something different, because Drumline is about drumming. Which band member gets the most pussy? The drummer. Which profession is probably the gayest for men, besides fashion designer? Dancer.

10. That man was holding a tiny snake. Just like, "yeah, what about it?"

11. DID YOU SEE THAT GUY IN THE BUNNY SUIT?!?!